i love you

i'll allow it

oh they are. and they are putting this word on EVERYTHING and people are BUYING. IT.

i'm here for kanyed by the bell and peshet. das it.

*biscuit flour

not even Olivia Pope can fix this mess

i'm Lena Dunham's target demographic. she's wonderbread bland.

i've been doing this since i was a child. pour a thing of glitter in an envelope and put it in the mail yourself.

So madonna was the miley cyrus of her day?

don't you worry. she'll be in good company over here. we've got thick skin and with any luck our plot to send all undesirables on a fools errand into space, by telling them a giant goat is coming to destroy the earth, will take place soon.

i keep seeing tweets from her and wondering who on earth she is. thanks!

you tell that girl to read the New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander. if she can wrap her pea brain around it maybe that'll help.

I am not a witch

nuclear-reactor two-legged tsunami dog is a good band name

TEXAS!!!!!

kids in NY don't know what water is?

Gaydar?

https://twitter.com/BestFansStLoui…

her hair looks like a chicken. is she possibly a chicken that evolved into a person and that chicken is actually her daughter?

we'd be friend irl.