Note the plate on Orlove’s Baja.

then finally— Wonder Woman and the Sons of Martha...

4 Batman-universe movies?
0 current watchable DC movies.

I feel a Sharknado marathon would be a better idea in 2019.

Its not as if the GOG aesthetic is a bad thing. Plus, gettting the Lead out in the trailer? Hell Yeah! Expose these damn Millennials what music sounded like before auto-tune.  

This trailer shows that you can have dramatically lit slow-mo scenes next to jokes and vivid colors. See this DCEU?!

the Goddamn Batman

The plan for 2019 is to release four Batman related films. Gotham City Sirens around Valentine’s Day weekend, Nightwing on Memorial Day weekend, Batgirl in August and The Batman in November. The studio is doing this to celebrate the 80th Anniversary of Batman.

Snyder may executive produce just as Nolan executive produced Man of Steel but actually had nothing to do with it. No way in hell Joss Whedon let’s Mr. Sucker Punch get his grubby little paws on Barbara Gordon and transform her into a harajuku sex object in black leather fetish scenarios.

Don’t you DARE let Snyder infect the rest of the bat-family with his grey, hack-writing hands!

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

I may be alone in this, but I think the worst thing you can do in this instance is to “chill.” These old tracks—you can barely find stuff about them online or in archives. Once the people who frequented the races at these places are gone, the stories are gone, too. That’s a lot to lose just because no one decided to…

What you’ve described is one outcome of a thought experiment of, “What if Batman/Superman were actually in the real world?”

However (just to cover my arse), if it is 170 minutes long then it had best be brilliant, because a nigh on three hour movie with shit reviews will absolutely not bring in the casual viewer.

The break is when you walk out because it sucks, then watch the rest on Netflix when you’re drunk and masochistic.

IMDB has just listed the film’s running time as an astronomical 170 minutes. Good lord, that’s a lot of justice.

Please don’t give them ideas.

That’s a lot of movies....

That’s something a demon or a specter says before they catch your ass.