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Charles Spratlin
charlesspratlin

THE. EWOKS. SANG. YUB. NUB! 

I don’t know how the fuck they expect me to wait until February to see the whole thing.

I love that Marvel has zero chill when it comes to fucking with DC

Texan, and military history is a hobby.

As a historian, I wish I could give more than just one star to that a mount of deduction.

Some technical indicators of date in this picture.

...said the matriarchy-in-waiting.

I’d have liked the Doomsday fight better if they had made him look like Doomsday and not a recycled cave troll from WETA’s archives.

Agreed!

[Weaver] said, ‘I’ve never been a martial arts kind of gal, I’m more of a hold-the-flamethrower kind of gal.

Obama weighed in: Workplace Violence.

They were dirty harlots, what with showing their hair and elbows.

It’s going to be children too. Arianna Grande’s fan base is mostly teens and tweens. Just babies. It’s heartbreaking.

To go after kids is beyond reprehensible. It’s about as low as you can get. Fucking morally bankrupt deranged assholes.

I’ll probably see the movie because I want to support female superhero movies (seriously, why the fuck don’t we have a Black Widow movie yet?), but I fully expect it to be crap. Not because it’s a female superhero movie, but because it’s DC. They’re great at creating awesome looking clips and trailers, but when the

If this movie is good, I’m going suspect Marvel made it.

Is there a lot of sarcasm in this post? Because I just watched two mediocre fight scenes with generic dialogue interspersed.

Yes. It’s the Queen’s betrayal of that common maternity that make Ripley go berserk. It’s that moment when she first call the Queen “Bitch” and she does it all with her eyes!

Yes, she is an awesome and well written character. Thank goodness she got a happy ending with Newt and Hicks that wrapped up her story in a satisfying manner instead of pointlessly dragging it out for two more movies.