Where will they start? With a TRD Camry, of course. Because nothing screams "performance" and "excitement" and "sex" like a souped-up Camry. Also, because NASCAR. From the story:

Q. Would a dish sponge be more fun if we added power and bold new graphics?

imagine how much better that commercial would have been if they showed the IDx instead? I woulda lost my shit I can tell you that

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Needs more run off.

Good. That would presumably compel the noncompetitive manufacturers to get their shit together and build a better mousetrap.

But, all of those people getting up-in-arms would NEVER drive aggressively anywhere but on a race track, with proper safety equipment!

One does not simply not end up on Jalopnik. And the other way around.

But what about public hooning on live TV?

F** DeBlasio!! - Says man leaving mall parking lot

Meanwhile, in Houston...

What I'm tryina figure out is how did they get approval for shit like the Cube and Cross Cabriolet but can't build 20k or so IDX's?

I've driven a Nismo tuned Micra. That thing handled like a hamster on cocaine.

Everyone, get these and start hooning!

We live in a world where Lexus has the busiest styling of any luxury car, Cadillac builds the smallest, lightest, drivers-involvement-iest RWD sedan , BMW M is copycat-ing AMG, and Buick is a better Acura than Acura. About the only thing that makes sense is the Lincoln Navigator is still the worst.

Yesssssss! Can your boy Vin get in on this?

Dear Nissan,