Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

This is so spot on. I think of Buddy Ryan the same way as I do Barry Goldwater. He was the founder of a movement based on mythology more than reality, yet was able to create a fervent following of that mythology by tapping into the ugliest facets of their character. Every Eagles fan who thinks Buddy Ryan was a great…

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

You just watched the mind of Hideo Kojima finally off the leash of a major publisher.

Time to see if Konami holding him back was a good thing or not.

I had whole play sessions where I had a plan for where I was going to go and what I was going to do, and then I’d just play gwent.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Barstool commenters hate Deadspin commenters because they think we think they’re stupid, and Deadspin commenters hate Barstool commenters because we think they’re stupid.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

In human years, I checked.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

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No I do, I sound like an asshole. I shouldn't judge a whole region since republicans do that and that makes it hypocritical. But at the same time.... Gays don't do anything to warrant the hate from small minded bigots. African Americans don't do anything to deserve the intense scrutiny and distrust they receive, it's…

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

Nah. The fact that 20% of the electorate is choosing to nominate a reality TV star, business failure buffoon who makes the President of Turkmenistan look sane and dignified is probably the most insane thing that has happened in my lifetime. It needs to be talked about and derided as much as humanly possible.

How is Hue Jackson not on the “Fire This Asshole!” list? Not because he SHOULD be fired, but because Jimmy Haslam’s trigger finger is gonna be getting really itchy when the Browns go (justifiably and expectedly) 2-14 this year. That guy cleans house like I eat nachos, which is frequently and with great gusto.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”