That Jason Garlock is doing himself a disservice if he doesn’t read The Hike. Also he’s a fucking moron.

This is neat! I won’t use it, but neat! I plan on ahh, nuzlocking, if that’s the correct term for it.

Goldeen is the worst, obviously.

I believe that Bruno Mars has a flat head.

I didn’t know that Shaq played football.

This is some olympic level trolling right here

These people receive no meowmeowbeenz

A buddy of mine snorted dip on a dare. He started sneezing blood. There’s a video of it, somewhere.

A couple of weeks ago, a WIP caller opened with this (roughly)- “Ya know, with the quarterback situation and the running back situation ya know, and uhh, the thing with my wife, do you uhh, do ya think maybe Chip has bitten off more than he could chew?”

Highlight Reel or Highlight Heel?

Phils just won 5 out of the last 6. As far as Ruben Amaro is concerned, that makes them buyers.

Guess that shattered leg made it easier for him to put his foot in his mouth

“That’s the only thing off the hook about this team.” - My father

Respect and a half to Simmons for calling out Goodell even though (and he probably knew) the NFL PR machine wouldn’t have supported it

As Dick put it in The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch- "She was a redhead and he liked redheads; they were either outrageously ugly or almost supernaturally attractive."