what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

THEY FOUGHT. AGAINST. THE UNION.

Sarcasm is my main way of dealing with something that makes me uncomfortable (which this article did) which is why I am wondering if there is any place more fitting to start a Dixie Freedom Ride than a Walmart parking lot in Mississippi.

Didn’t do anything special? What the fuck are you smoking?

Markovich didn’t reply to my email, as I noted in the post, but he did say that “95%” of this blog was wrong. According to him:

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.