The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Regarding your last sentence, Donald Trump is now the only thing standing between Mike Pence and a Republican majority. We are now relying on Donald fucking Trump to moderate these people.

nah

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

OK, but that doesn’t really answer the question of how you’re keeping it together. Lots of people woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work, but did it with a ball of fear in the pit of their stomach. If you aren’t terrified of Trump enacting the policies the campaigned on because they won’t really affect you,…

I’m keeping it together by constantly reminding myself that eventually everyone and everything on this earth will be dead and then the sun will swallow anything that’s left

Yesterday I was in grief. Today I am angry. I spent all the months of this campaign biding my tongue while my “progressive” friends jeered at Hillary on Facebook and “amirite two terrible candidates! har har”. I didn’t want to get drawn into it and I thought that Hillary had a silent majority of longsuffering…

I am still waiting for someone to pop up and tell the USA we’ve all been Punk’d. As a hijab-wearing Muslim, I can say with absolute certainty... I am terrified.

THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated