At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

ACTUALLY, there is a plausible explanation for this one. Mythbusters even tested it!

“Paint me like one of your Naboo girls.”

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

tl;dr Adam LaRoche fucked a bunch of Thai loverboys his kids’ ages during a 10 day trip to Bangkok.

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

The father felt it. Do you?

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

Would you like a morbid and horrible story to start the day?

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Hmm, he is being very secretive about this injury. Very withdrawn. Very different. It’s like there are two sides of him. Like he has two faces...

Rooney running out of town.

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.