charizarty
charizarty
charizarty

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

It can't be that baaaaaaad.

Counterpoint: this is awesome

What’s going on is that somebody is wrong.

When people complain about Cam, I can never figure out what they want out of a player. Passionate and aggressive like Brady? Shilling for companies constantly like Manning? Having a signature move after a big play like Rogers?

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you

Shouldn’t Curt be repaying that money to Rhode Island instead of donating it to a bumbling idiot?

I hope she gets the help she needs.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

APPLES & EXTRA SUGAR CUBES IN THE STABLES TONIGHT!

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Will this never cease to be the truth??

the numbers are likely eye-watering.