It’s worse than you thought. She gave him shoes and Nunn Bush.

Apparently Bromley lured the woman with the text “Grand Theft Auto and chill?”

I don’t even comprehend how someone wipes without standing up! I mean it’s not like all the way erect, squeezing your cheeks together, and then smacking your ass with paper. It’s more of a mid-squat with the knees bent at close to a 90 degree angle. Wiping while sitting? There’s not enough open space around the rim to…

Wait, you stick your hand down into the toilet you just shit in to wipe? What if it made a pile higher than you expect? Or, especially if it’s an unfamiliar toilet, the top is closer to the water than you’re expecting?

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If I wanted to see a dickhead hit a ball I’d watch Bryce Harper highlights

This seems highly unconstitutional. Not only because of Roe vs. Wade, but I don’t think that incorporating Creationism into legislation is kosher either;

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Gawker Media should have someone in DC to cover The March for Life, which, according to its website, “WILL GO ON NO MATTER THE WEATHER”.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Best comment I’ve seen on this from Facebook:

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

holy crap he made a Mario Maker stage!!

I can just imagine him getting online and smashing other people and just laughing to himself “Dont fuck with the potus.”

This is not nearly as fun.

Since this is the “kiddie debate”, wouldn’t it be wonderful if CNN fucked with them and instead of podiums, had them sit at a rickety card table on mismatched folding chairs, with juiceboxes?