#NotAllMen

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Dear Blair Walsh,

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

“Yeah fuck this kid.”

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

Well, that’s just wrong. How’s a keeper supposed to do his job if he can’t use his hands in the box?

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

shut the fuck up

“He didn’t steal my car because he had my keys”

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

“ this individual even offered to buy her lingerie that she declined”