If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

me: jesus, more? is this new?

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

Great article! <3

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Why are people so upset over a jig?

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

Yes, I agree . Everyone’s being niggardly in its use.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Great timing on this firing New Orleans. The Saints improve their defense, and Rob Ryan can go work as a mall Santa for the next two months until he finds another NFL job.

Fallout is a universe where the future that the 1950’s envisioned for the world actually happened.