No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

no public record OTHER THAN A GODDAMN POLICE REPORT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

They’re just excited about Fallout 4. It’s an honest mistake.

It was legitimate concern for Welker’s well-being.

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

A fucklot more stooges in the NFL than three.

I actually just said this to my dad the other day. Back when everyone was upset about the Patriot Act & listening in on our phone calls my dad routinely said “if they aren’t breaking the law, why do they care?”. Well he was bitching about how people record the police and now they’re scared to do their jobs my answer…

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

I believe that's referred to as the Missouri Compromise.

And they are free to decide they don’t want to play football for a school that they don’t feel acts in their best interests. Just like anyone is free to breach a contract if it will cost them more to perform than it will to breach.

They’re not employees, there’s no enforceable employment type contract. They can maybe take away their scholarships. But I would assume these kids know that risk. And what a public relations nightmare - ‘you refuse to go get brain damage inflicted on yourself thereby costing us millions, just bc you don’t want to be…

You can stop trying so hard, Missouri. You already got into the SEC.

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

The announcers before the last Cowboys game, talking about the Hardy sideline incident, said “this is what you get when you hire a star. A lot of passion and a lot of baggage.”

This is beyond horrifying.

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.