First I’m like, damn, those conspiracy theories around JFK are bogus. Then you hear about a man in the sixties using the might of the Oval Office to get a pecker-jet installed, and you go... that’s the kind of motherfucker that’d kill a man to be president.

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them. Sefolosha’s lawyers were able to find video that, when coupled with with TMZ’s, proved that testimony to be false.

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them.

I know right? Everyone knows that exercising free speech to a cop means you give up your right to not be assaulted by that cop. It’s common knowledge.

“Fuck you. You’re Philly.”

The Aristocrats?

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Hardy could get away with anything in Jerry Jones’ eyes. It’s almost as if he could beat up a woman nearly to the point of death, throw her on a pile of guns, strangle her, and threaten to kill her, and Jerry Jones still would defend the guy.

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

Lewis published a book that recounts the events of a double murder and its trial in which his retelling differs from his own testimony in both scope and framing.

Good thing they got it off the premises. Wouldn’t want it catching rabies from an Eagles fan.

How dare you suggest human error isn’t good for the game. That’s the way it always was done! If the founders of MLB wanted electronic pitch trackers, they would have used them back in 1876.

I vote if the electronic pitch tracker disagrees with an ump who tosses someone for arguing balls and strikes then the ump gets fired/suspended.

It would be nice if the league could step in and, say, suspend/fine the “Me Me Me!” umpires in the league when they go off on their short fuse tangents, in the same way players are.... but that’s just silly talk, I guess. Everyone knows we’re there to see the umpires umpire, and the rest is just shit that’s in the way.