I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Obviously, the design needs some work, but I think it’s a powerful message the NFL can rally behind.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

Greg just called Colin Cowherd a “discarded foreskin.”

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

He’s the hero the Mets deserve, but he’s not here right now. So we’ll try to find him. Because he’s lost his phone and can’t find his keys. Because he’s really drunk. He’s sloshed, absolutely out-of-his-fucking-gourd drunk...a dark rum knight.

Graham is “going to explode” and “he’s there to jet past linebackers . . . .”

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.