That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

although they try to have a good time doing it, it’s clear that there was orders from high up for them to focus on daily fantasy, and to specifically mention Draftkings money values.

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Pictured: Mark Davis and a duck.

BARBER: Really? Again??

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

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Good Kinja.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

What’s the over/under on how many Thanksgivings Curt has ruined? He’s 48, so I’m going to put it at 20.

On the NFL Network recap last night LdT said Smith was retiring because he was tired of being mad. The boys all laughed at his joke, but I think he was being serious. That is one angry motherfucker.

Saban: What’s the play?

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

Fuck yeah Raiders.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.