He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

I hate to be “that guy” but I think there’s been a misunderstanding. It’s actually a workout event and he’s looking for iron men.

“I mince garlic ... not words. Also, I leave my guns and live ammunition lying around on picnic tables and I love my toddler, who may very well maim herself while I’m tweeting latent racism to collegiate football players but anyway #GoBucks.”

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

I thought the rule was you had reveal the magician by burying the pea in the flank of a swing man after you’ve been issued a physical challenge. Clear physical challenge here and, honestly, I was pretty sure Yelich was the designated magician. That wasn’t the case, but hindsight is 50/50. Reveal the magician with a…

The dipshit WIP callers will still be complaining “that bum only has two saves in all those wins!!!”

“the first time in his life he received affirmative consent was right before fucking them in the ass.”

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

That’s badass.

I TOO COMMEND ME

Put it this way. Good cops, consciously nor not, try to be Superman. Bad cops think they’re Batman. “I wear this uniform so that people will be afraid of me.”

it’s Dark Messi. He’s a boss in career mode.

We haven’t gotten to the Eagles fans yet.

You spelled "whoa" wrong. Four times.

The Sun. We fire Dan Snyder and his team into the Sun.

John Wall: [pops champagne]

“Oh, come on, what could possibly be worse than the Redsk-JESUS CHRIST REALLY?”

He thought he wanted to kill himself after the embarrassment of the dunk, but realized it was just nuts.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith