“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

Day: What the fuck did I do?

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

No, you don’t get 2112. it’s about the primacy of the individual, and if you will just wait as I draw breath for the next 90 seconds, I can explain that in an uninterrupted 45-minute monologue.

He said King, not Galactic Overloard

What’s next?

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

“Can you take a 10 million dollar pay cut?” “Hell no.” “Ahem (blows pitch pipe, sings tune to insurance jingle) ♪ TAKE THIS FUCKING PAY CUT NOW ♪ “

You’ve posted this twice.

Truth?

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

My friend Matt and I played on a lacrosse team in Connecticut in middle school.

They might not want him on the West coast, but a lot of the South would love to get involved with Cousins.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

There’s nothing more American than cloaking failure in patriotism.