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chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls

She has a song with The Anxiety called “Meet Me at Our Spot” that I love. It sounds like a 90s throwback. I was shook when I realized it was Willow Smith. According to the Even The Rich podcast, Jada was working her way to a punk career and had to give it up. Love that Willow is showing some real talent.

Accutane is allowed despite the risk because it makes you more attractive. Pain just means you should toughen up to prepare yourself for childbirth. /s

I highly suggest her memoir. It may be my favorite thing I’ve read this year. She comes across very genuine and relatable, until multiple billionaires fall in her lap, and you remember that she’s a gorgeous model and we are not the same. Her chapters on endometriosis are a must read. I need to go over her recipes

And the plaintiff’s attorney says “your attorney messed up” to get Alex Jones even more flustered and caught off guard, even though it’s not messed up in the sense that it was malpractice. 

Not a litigation attorney, and it’s been a long time since civil procedure and ethics. If they were supposed to turn over text messages in discovery, but Alex lied and said there were no text messages, but then his lawyers know he lied, aren’t they under obligation to turn them over? Now, they should have pulled back

My boyfriend died in January 2021 at 43. He was overweight and drank too much, and he had covid. He was at his unhealthiest, but at 43, we still thought there was more time to turn things around. He was a good guy, and I miss him everyday. Seeing that this mother fucking heart attack on a stick gets to continue to

I’m looking at you, Senator Tom Cotton.

She’s also the lamest on Hallmark. Give me Lacey Chabert or Danica McKeller, and I will watch them all. They come from far superior 80s/ 90s shows anyway.

But they ditched him immediately. Leah Rehmini knows nothing about dance, but she’s a good enough fill in. I hope with more time, they can get find the right fit. I actually find myself missing Nigel, but I do not miss Mary at all. You should give it another chance!

I love Jojo and Twitch (did not get a Lilo and Stitch vibe until I typed this out) on SYTYCD. I know that show is barely hanging by a string, but I still want it to come back every summer.

I saw it last night with friends who all read the book. I think once this initial weekend of “girls night!” is over, the movie will disappear. The storyline itself in the book was pretty weak, but I thought it was beautifully written. This doesn’t exactly translate to the big screen. I know that no one wants to see

It definitely earned an award for best adaption to a screenplay because that book was garbage. The only book I’ve thrown in the trash because I wanted to save anyone else from picking it up at a used bookstore and thinking it was worth the quick read. 

Livestreamed this movie during Sundance, and I’m so glad it is finally available. I loved this movie with the same warm heart as watching Schitt’s Creek. I’m recommending it to everyone and hope it doesn’t get lost in the streaming shuffle.

Sex addict with an impregnation fetish. 

Matthew’s motives were 100% purely motivated in getting the dancer a job as a choreographer, but he gave no hint that he was reaching out to her professionally. Suuuuure. That was a casting a line text if I’ve ever heard one. Guess I’m part of the gossipy downfall of society.

Jennifer Lopez’s latest celebration of Ben Affleck is just further proof that maybe... you should text your ex???

I went begrudgingly. I rarely watch action movies and never on my own. There was some nostalgic cheesiness that made me laugh, but ultimately, it sucked me in. I really did like it, not that my opinion matters because I’m a mom in my 40s.

If she wasn’t ducking service, then Jason’s lawyer would have called her lawyer, and the lawyer would have accepted service. Instead, she made him work for it, so the process server shows up where she’ll take the hand off. These types of articles are always so frustrating because they leave out any of the wrangling

This might have more to do with his history of cocaine use and sleeping with the wives of other players. He’s still on my hall pass list because have you seen how he walks in golf pants? 

Let me interpret as a white lady suburban mom where drinking culture is prevalent and glorified: