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chardonnayandswisscakerolls

This is such a bad legal take. I get that it’s part of the outrage cycle to make something out of nothing, but it perpetuates the fear that powers of attorney are always bad and proof of incompetency. This is far from the truth. 

This is the exact right take, and I’m sure it was distracting to everyone in the room trying to enjoy what may have been their favorite songs. Now that I’ve seen the picture, they were the assholes.

To clarify, Elliott Page wrote in his memoir a chapter title Asshole at a Party. Someone harassed Elliott at a party for coming out as a lesbian and said he’d eat his asshole, and it probably tastes like lime.

Waiting for it to come out that he told someone their ass tastes like lime, so I can confirm he is Elliott Page’s Asshole at the Party.

Did you even read Paris??? Because it was a well-written and heart breaking account of industrialized childhood trauma and abuse. 

An SEC Stadium tour with many gen z in attendance begs to differ.

May I suggest the Demi Lovato podcast episode of Fixing Famous People for your amusement.

Alyssa made the better point, which was that the advance team failed in securing they could go home unnoticed. Taylor Swift and Matty Healy manages it. The president manages

Agree, except I have Amar for the win, even before this episode.

As someone with Taylor Swift tickets this weekend, I am fully supportive of them going public with their relationship with a live performance of It’s Not Living if It’s not with You.

This is no Scandoval. No body cares. Not even Olivia Wilde.

I agreed until I found out about Yung Gravy

I loved Babylon and Don’t Worry, Darling and absolutely hated Avatar. I’d rather wait in line at Animal Kingdom for 3 hours to experience the 5 minute ride than to have to sit through that movie again. It belongs in the animated movie category, and even at that, shouldn’t have made the top 5. Can’t even be mad at Top

I heard Rupaul say that he takes most pictures with his mouth open because it elongates the neck. It’s a fine line between flattering and mouth breather.

Looking at Kaia and Vanessa side by side, they have a type. That type just stays 21.

My boyfriend would start every story with “my ex-girlfriend and I,” until I told him that it was easy for me to assume that a girlfriend was present for most of his life events just like he should assume that my ex-husband was there for most of mine, so I didn’t need that extra detail. To him, he was sharing his life.

The question we all want to know: what musical is Amanda Seyfried working on?!?

He could double or triple the prices, and the uber rich will still pay it. They aren’t hurting. He’d rather close than pay people their worth.

Even as a non-famous, it’s the difference between the drunkfest dirty santa party with friends where social media posts are not allowed, and the work/ networking parties that you drink just enough to relax, but not so much that you show your ass (literally and figuratively). 

“Social media can be traumatizing” followed by social media proving to be traumatizing. Leave Britney alone!