Shame Donnie never managed anything as honest as running a brothel.

Zero proof? What are you wanting? Eye witnesses? A blood and semen stained dress? Multiple victims reported their rape at the time to ethics officers within Scientology, and the prosecution was able to obtain those ethics reports. One also went to the police in 2004, and that spooked Masterson enough that he…

White trash is gonna white trash 

You can tell whoever came up with this poll was born well after 1988, as the ultimate summer song — at least in Philly — was Rob Base and EZ Rock’s It Takes Two, which you could not avoid due to it blasting out of every. Single. Car.

To take a page from Jeff Tiedrich: Live your life in a way that your wife isn’t counting down the minutes until you’re thrown in jail. Or choke to death on a big mac :p

Last week the internet was claiming Jennifer Aniston was a racist because she wasn’t dialed into black church culture where using antisemitic tropes is totally not racist because they are part of black church culture. Not sure how that is any different than claiming the confederate flag is not racist because it’s part…

Unless Sandra Bullock hired someone to give this performance for her why should she return her Oscar? I feel terrible that this drama is playing out during what is undoubtedly the worst week of her entire life. People on the internet are the worst!

Opening the “any portrayal of a real person that turns out to be embellished or not 100% accurate is invalid” can of worms probably isn’t worth the time (especially since you’ll tie yourself into knots defending someone you already like who gets caught up in it)

youtube keeps recommending me his videos for some weird reason and all the thumbnails and titles give off huge homeless guy at the streetcorner vibes.

Just do Cameo bro you don’t even need to leave your house

That line legitimately made me sick to my stomach. People on social media saying that the movie didn’t do enough to condemn the people in charge of the Manhattan Project 100% didn’t watch the movie.

Yeah that’s pretty weak sauce. If that’s the best her lawyer has this could be a bumpy ride.

That logo lasted a LOT longer in San Francisco than it did on my phone’s home screen.

The drama-free way to handle this:

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

You literally just quoted the *one* text that the author provided as proof that he “failed spectacularly”

This feels like a “many things can be true at once” things. Yes healy was ham-fisted in handling this, but the lens of this article also reeks of “my opinion on this depends on whether or not i already like this person”. If beyonce had done anything close to this at her private, millionaires-only dubai concert the…

I don’t mean to pile on here, but okay, I’m joining the pile. This woman has been married to a sociopath for 25+ years. Who knows what kind of abuse, gaslighting, and stress she’s had to put up with over this period? But hey, let’s judge her on some off-hand remark she may not even have made upon having the truth…

IMO, Bohemian Rhapsody should be on this list too. Once everyone got past the “Wow, Rami Malek sort of looks like Freddie Mercury” reaction to the early shots, the movie was deadly dull and - also IMO - barely touched on Mercury’s personal life, which everyone expected. The fact that all members were not on board…