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Having dealt with unapologetic blackout drunks, just because you don’t remember, doesn’t mean that I don’t remember.

Matthew Dowd

It was such a clumsy apples and rockets comparison. Venus and Serena compete in a sport where there are physical differences in players. Jane is competing in the creative arts where men and women are mentally equal. Both have to deal with sexism and misogyny, so Jane doesn’t get extra points. The more I think about

No Gaga? Gucci did her no favors with the yellow 90s prom meets nursing pads dress.

I don’t fly often enough to worry about flights, but I have been loyal to Hilton for years and finally hit gold. I broke down and got their Amex card in January, and I already have a hotel booked for points that normally would have been $300 a night. I’ve been upgraded at most of the hotels I’ve stayed and received

Cinematography and score were the only things I liked about the movie.

Lots of body shaming on women in this post and comments. You’d be surprised how many people have botox and fillers, and you don’t even know it. At least I had no idea until I turned 43 this year and years of sunscreen and water and good genes could only do so much. Why should anyone else judge how I spend my money to

I watched it as it happened, and Joy and Anna were both trying to get her to stop and tell her why she was wrong. She railroaded right over them. Then the Stephen Colbert appearance made it so much worse. That was after she had time to process what people were trying to tell her. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a

What will Lisa Barlow do?

The Golden Globes are great because they are so openly drunk and hanging out. There’s that combination of those who realize it’s a joke but you gotta play the game and those who take it sooooo seriously like they really won something. I also like a list and awards nominees give me a list, and I see movies that I

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I discovered this song on a Bath and Body Works Christmas CD impulse buy, which I bought because it had The Supremes “These are a few of my Favorite Things.” But “Someday at Christmas” has been on repeat ever since.

My parents were miserably unhappy and codependent for my entire life. Both abusive to each other, my dad just less public about it. It took 18 years, but when I saw that same cycle in my marriage, I left. It was messy. My kids are 7 years apart, and I thought by staying in the house, I was protecting the kids. When I

According to Hallmark, this is where I will meet my next husband. Approaching the second anniversary of the loss of her long term boyfriend (we’ll say fiance) to covid (we’ll leave the cause of death vague) and a newly empty nest when her daughter goes to college, the medium city suburban (but we’ll say big city)

I made some poor decisions as a teenager, but I saw very quickly that any man over 20 who wants to date a girl still in high school wasn’t worth having.

Here’s a juicy little tidbit about how the gals who were on America’s Next Top Model only got a $38 stipend per day and had to pay for their own food.

Jared Leto made to look like Gallagher.

I don’t think it’s as deep as this article. I’ve looked at her outfits as a 90s kid who grew up on Punky Brewster, Blossom, and Clarissa. As an adult, she’s going to wear what she wants to wear. Not everyone likes to wear a black suit uniform. Business formal has become progressively business casual to straight

I saw an announcement on Twitter a few months ago about someone accepting the editor position. I’ve seen little evidence. I’ve signed onto Jezebel almost every morning for over 10 years. There were days that I couldn’t pry myself away because there were so many interesting stories and engaging conversations. Now I’m

Chrissy Teigen had “eyebrow transplant surgery.”

Out of the blue this morning, my 17 yo daughter announced that she has a huge crush on Pete Davidson. I asked if it was the dark sad eyes, and she agreed. I mean, I can see it.