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chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls

I’m holding out for the disposable popsicle stick outrage. Aren’t they espoused environmentalists?! The rich people hypocrisy!

The Bachelorette is on YoutubeTV, but with commercials if you watch on demand. I’ve already been spoiled about Claire, but my 16 year old wanted to start the new season last weekend and has no idea what’s coming.

I hate her, and I hate how envious I am of her perfect rich lady hair.

You had the Princess Diana paper dolls, too?!? This is probably the one thing from my childhood that I wish I still had. Also, while watching The Crown a few weeks ago, I realized Princess Di must have been the reason why I was obsessed with wanting short hair. Sadly, I do not have the thick coif that she does to

Depends on the state. In our state, you have to state grounds and most people go with “general indignities,” then you have to tell the judge that you fought a lot. We don’t have “irreconcilable differences,” as a grounds for divorce. It’s why a lot of people who try to file on their own can’t get it finalized. They

The commercial is great and even better that they used Satan from the movie Legend.

See also: George Clooney still cuts his hair with a Flowbee.

I saw the list and was aware of most of them through their appearances during the Biden campaign. There isn’t a single one that’s on the list just to fill the role just because she’s a woman, and they wanted to round out the group. That group looks like it was put together organically and not by binders of women. This

What?! Is Kelly Clarkson worth that much? Is this Reba McIntire’s son? I hope Kelly and Reba stay friendly through this. Also, “parenting time” schedules (this is what my state calls visitation, not sure if it’s standard everywhere else by now) are by default down to the hour, a concept that my ex-husband never quite

I worry about the utility bills and property taxes.

Not if she follows the Dolly Parton model. Dolly could be a billionaire, but she gives her money away (according to a FB meme I read). The ability to make a billion dollars doesn’t make you inherently evil. It’s the holding on to it.

Oh, I know. I’m the mom of a 23 year old and 16 year old. I’ve had to let the 23 year old play out some relationships, then he tells me that he’ll get my approval before he gets in another one. He doesn’t. I got married when I was 18. It took until I was about 27 to realize that kids from healthy caring functional

I don’t know how they haven’t been sanctioned for bringing frivolous complaints without evidence. The PA judge seemed very close.

ex Scott Disick’s new girlfriend, model Amelia Gray, who is famously 19 years old.

Albert Camus and my AP English teacher approve this post.

You are denying these people an opportunity to feel connected to you, to learn that you got really into Indian cooking this year or discovered a series of mystery novels or have a new favorite perfume. In short, you are denying them an opportunity to love you.

As the mother of a 16 year old girl and a former 16 year old girl myself, asking for dino nuggets seems kind of on brand. Who among us didn’t go to a fancy dinner for prom and then drive through Mcdonald’s later? Bringing up the cancelling of 16 year old acting spoiled and gagging over snails in a video made for other

I have a friend who kept talking about when Biden shuts everything down. Like, you do realize that Biden won’t take office for another 2 months, right?

We’re in the flashback scenes of the dystopia movie: the pandemic started, and the fascists used it for their gain.

In April, I saw a woman sneeze into her bare hand, place that hand on the counter, and then eat an ice cream cone. It’s still left me traumatized. It’s also when I realized that I could only do so much because my craving for a dairy bar cheeseburger might do me in.