I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was…

Prior to becoming president, had he ever actually been to a forest and seen trees other than the view of Central Park? This is what happens when we elect as PRESIDENT a man in his late 70s who lived in a bubble with no intellectual curiosity. BAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 

Is there hidden shelving somewhere? They set a plant in the shower, but they have no plan for soap? And there isn’t even a place to set your phone on that bathtub ledge, let alone a tub of bath salts. It gets more non-functional the more you look at it.

Cornelia Street is my favorite on Lover. I will now have to listen to it 5 times. I wish I could sing so that I could sing this song at karaoke. Granted, it hasn’t stopped me from a drunken off key version of Blank Spaces.

Unsolicited advice taken, and I assure you that as an estate planning attorney and someone who had a messy divorce, I have accounted for my financial interest in the event of his death, and the risk involved if we break up before I start contributing to home renovations. I’m the girlfriend who made him sign a…

Betty is my favorite song on folklore (exile close second), and I was excited to find it getting radio play on country stations. I laughed at “go fuck yourself” becoming “go straight to hell.” I would imagine that’s still controversial for a few listeners. I’ve listened to it 100s of times and to say it is TS pining…

I signed into my instagram today for the first time in years. I wasn’t paying attention to what I was clicking, and I think I sent a follow request to everyone in my contacts. I’m horrified. 

I scrolled to the comments to make this exact comment! I am here for the return of sweater vests.

Cold was the steel of my axe to grind

I moved into my boyfriend’s house this summer. He has been there for 17 years and has built up a lot of equity. Literally everyone has asked us if we’re going to buy our own house now that we are 2 incomes, and this is the house he bought with his ex-wife. They’ve been divorced for over 10 years, so I don’t care about…

I like the idea of a mural. I have a few sunrise beach photos or mountain scenes that I’ve taken from vacations. They would be pretty, and bring back calm and relaxing memories. I absolutely would not want it to be myself and my family. Mommy needing some “quiet time” in the bathtub with a glass of wine and warm…

Not a youtube video, but I’ve used the Down Dog app. It is customizable for time, level, and type of practice. It’s straightforward instruction, so you aren’t going to get the touchy feely stuff that you will find in youtube videos or classes. I recently joined Obe fitness app, which has multiple class types,…

I know! I read the whole article just to get the Sonja Morgan, of the Toaster Oven to Sparkly Polyester Dresses Morgans, mention. As a southern girl, I’d never heard of Century 21, but I’ve done my fair share of TJ Maxx shopping. 

• In the wake of Daniel Prude’s death by asphyxiation and subsequent protests, the entire Rochester police department—including its chief—has resigned. [AP]

Not the worst thing I’ve done while drunk, but I was stumbling back to my room in a casino, and there was a full tray of leftover room service in the hall, so I helped myself to a late night snack. Add this to the list of things that will never happen again after covid.

I finally moved in with my boyfriend over covid and have slowly turned the spare bedroom into my workout room. He has a treadmill that was abandoned by some girlfriend of yesteryear. I hate treadmills and prefer ellipticals, but not enough to move the treadmill out just yet. I do like that I can fold it and make room…

The People’s Court is the most underrated show in syndication. Judge Judy gets all of the glory, but it’s Marion Milan, who actually does a public service by breaking down and applying the law instead of hosting a tabloid show made to look like court. I watched it every day when I was studying for the bar exam. It’s…

I’m an F45 member, which is similar to OTF. I went back twice when the gyms initially opened, but I wasn’t comfortable at all. No matter how clean they try to keep it and how small the classes are, we are still breathing heavily in a very small area at the end of a strip mall. We were given extra time to clean…

Can I watch the show while still playing games on my phone or cross-stitching, or do I have to really pay attention, meaning I’ll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes?

I’m waiting for the Qanon conspiracy theories that this is a way to find the more vulnerable kids a the school, and the ones who are sexually active or rumored to be, so that they can be more easily trafficked. Oh shit. It’s that easy to start a conspiracy theory.