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This just happened at my daughter’s school! They posted horrible things about her. She blew it off because she said that she knows she didn’t do these things, and her friends know she didn’t do it. The site will get shut down, and it wasn’t even started by anyone who goes to her school. My concern is that the

I bought this one as soon as it came out. I was still so full of my own fire and fury that I thought I couldn’t wait to confirm that he’s fucking terrible. I got through a few chapters because it was so poorly written and didn’t tell me anything I didn’t already know. Now most of the media I consume is about Trump

I was a little more abrupt with a 17 yo than that. I think it went more like, “They will lie to you. They will tell you they’re on the pill, but they’ll skip one. If she’s not on the pill, this is the address to Planned Parenthood. Know it and remember it. They will tell you if they get pregnant, they will get an

I appreciate the perspective of this article and also clicked on it because it said I wouldn’t read it. I don’t read every article, even though I deeply care about access to safe and affordable abortions, because it feels so repetitive. Same shit different day. I’ve had some idea of how the click economy works, and

“Biden is too afraid to debate Trump” has been a republican talking point for weeks! I’ve asked my republican friends (don’t look at me like that) what the hell they’re talking about when they say it. The american people don’t deal in nuances and taking a stand. They will follow the loudest narrative that Biden is

Dorinda has been my favorite since Heather left, but it’s been hard for me to justify this season. It’s not good for her. I side with Sonja, who says that Dorinda needs to be shown some grace because she’s clearly in deep pain, but it’s also hard when Dorinda shows no grace. I hate it if she’s been fired instead of

I watched on the Crooked Media youtube channel (Pod Saves America). They livestream with a groupthread. 

One of the few things I miss about my ex is having someone who got my Office quotes. First thing I thought of when covid: “the world needs a new plague.” It’s also really hard to explain to people why “if hanging brain is a crime, lock me up” is hilarious.

She’s paying attention to her “news” sources. Another issue I’ve come across is people using the asymptomatic positives or possible false positives as proof that it really isn’t that bad and the numbers are elevated. I live in maga state, so I hear the other side a lot, even when I don’t want to. God forbid, I’ve had

Immediately before her remarks, the procedure was explained by the guy in a gavel. Even if you were halfway paying attention while playing iphone games like I was, you knew what was happening. 

I would venture to guess that she thinks the democrats are controlling the narrative that the virus is bad in order to tank the economy and produce doubt in our fearless leader. As soon as the election is over, the media will drop the story, and no one will ever have to worry about covid again because it’s no worse

I started a serious workout and weight loss routine when I turned 40, which was 2 years ago. I hired a personal trainer and at one point I was working out 7 days a week and sometimes twice a day. I lost 17 pounds immediately because I hadn’t even moved my body in 3 years. I also cut the drinking way back and made an

I was on a facebook community group based on a local supplements store that I bought protein shakes. I finally left because every post was of a man talking about his workout routine and before and afters of his gains and hard on himself because he was bigger a year ago. It was no different in substance than the 100

I’ve never put much thought into Rhode Island until this summer. First, the RHONY brought their drunken shenanigans to the coast, Taylor Swift comes out with “Last Great American Dynasty,” and now convention calamari. RI is now moving up on my travel wish list.

I have a friend in his 50s who was serving in the army at the time. He still hates The Chicks for “speaking out against the military.” He made that statement a few weeks ago, and it completely threw me for a loop. I tried to say that wasn’t true. They criticized the president, which became ok during the Obama

Every single time

Is she describing a cheer pyramid? 

I just returned from my hair stylist, who I love dearly, but he is into some deep state internet conspiracy theories. I let him talk about the missing kids and the covid is a way for them to keep you distracted, but I had to speak up when he said that republicans and democrats are all the same. No, they aren’t! Sure,

Asking Donald Trump what he thinks of Kamala and running it like it’s a news story is such a waste of fucking time. Of course he’s going to say she’s nasty and mean, so why indulge him with the platform? Media can’t stop themselves. 

It may only be the SEC, because of course, but we’ll have college football.