I read this as “my ex-boyfriend was the worst. I never want to see him again. Why is he not posting any updates on his public instagram?”

I got Land’s End moccasins for Christmas last year, and if I were Oprah, they would be on my favorite things list. I never go without them when I’m at home, but they have a real sole, so that I can walk outside or even a quick trip to the gas station. 

She’s also spent the last year and a half being pregnant followed by changing diapers on little to no sleep with what sounds like a less than supportive partner. Give her a fucking minute.

In my 20s, I got shit hammered drunk at an open margarita bar at a country club reception in Texas. We took a taxi home, and the guy had to pull over to get gas. I opened the back door and vomited. My husband had gone inside to get something to drink and comes back to find me throwing up and a police officer walking…

It gets so much worse before it gets better.

Hopefully Kevin shut this down, and it feels icky as adults to be gossiping on what a naive and immature 13 yo posted.

You underestimate the influence of peers and music at this age in such a quickness to blame parents. My kids have never in the history of ever heard me use a homophobic slur, but I have heard them as teens slip and say it in front of me. I came down hard on them. I would hope they’d have the sense to not say it again,…

I feel like I’ve seen the commercial 100 times and also never got that it was about tampons and pads and thought it was bath products, which made me question if I’ve even seen the ad. Now that I know, I’ll definitely pick some up next time I’m in Target. 

Warren literally wrote my bankruptcy textbook a little over 10 years ago. It still sits proudly on my bookshelf. I can’t be the only suburban white woman who remembers her from Dr. Phil as the expert on kitchen table finances. She was such a welcome voice from Suze Orman, who blamed the family. Where is that Elizabeth…

90 Day Fiancé star Alex Brovarnik saved someone from drowning. [Us]

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“I’ll Make a Man Out of You” is one of my daughter’s pump-up songs before she competes.

Mine will be 16 on Friday! Bless you through these years. 15 was rough. I’m waiting for it to settle down, although I’m not sure her driving will help or hurt.

Her contract didn’t sound that different from the first contract I signed as an attorney, which included a clause that I couldn’t take my clients with me. Desperate people will sign anything to get an opportunity. It doesn’t make it null and void and unfair just because you start making money.

Does anyone actually expect Katy Perry and Taylor Swift to hang out? I wouldn’t even expect them to go out of the way to walk across the room to say hi to each other if they were at the same event, other than they would have to because of not-news like this. Last weekend I had lunch with the friend I’ve known the…

Peggy Olson: You need three ingredients for a cocktail. Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency.

Political pundits are a dime a dozen, and when he was replaced, no one missed him. Alex Wagner is now the best part of The Circus. John Heilman is doing just fine (better) without him. 

I sprained my ankle last week stepping off of a box in gym class. Not even doing box jumps, just stepping off the box. Now my ankle looks like an elephant, and I can’t get back into the gym like I want to. It’s like my body is pissed off that I didn’t start a consistent workout routine until I was 40, and I just fall…

Dallas/ Fort Worth and outside of Gulf Shores now has Bucc-ee’s. It is truly my happy place. Everything really is bigger in Texas. They also have Duke’s, which I thought was nice, too, until my daughter pointed out the huge table of MAGA crap. Then she put one of the caps on just to make me scream. Brat.

Our community center hosts a father-daughter dance and a mother-son knight theme. It’s cute, and I wouldn’t want the explicit lyrics played either for elementary school dances.