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Intellectually I know that I’m supposed to hate Adrian Brody. Tina Fey has also said he’s the worst host ever on SNL. However, he looks so much like a friend of mine, who I kind of consider the one who got away since we were never single at the same time, that I still find myself attracted to him.

+1 for the reference to RW: Seattle. Reading the article, I thought this is the only possible way this season would be salvageable. It would explain why Peter kept the worst people. He wanted to prove to the producer that he really was choosing her. Upon further reflection, I realized that is exactly why Chris

I like the idea of the podcast. I think it will be easier to focus on what is said instead of Oprah’s fluctuating weight and the styles of the 80s/ 90s.

And I’m holding my breath for the sentencing

“He still looked at me, like, that naive little girl sitting at the bar,” she said.

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If it weren’t for Miss America, we wouldn’t have this.

It’s everywhere in social occasions, and it becomes part of routine. There’s at least one or more social event within a month (more like weekly) that alcohol will be served. Then you add other habits: it’s brunch! Let’s drink irish coffees all morning! I’m in the south, so it’s football! Time to drink! Taco Tuesday?

I’ve been cutting back from wine gradually over the months to lose weight. I don’t enjoy drinking vodka and sodas or spiked seltzers as much as I love a glass of wine, so I naturally drink less. When I do drink wine though, it’s hard for me to stop. It’s a different buzz, and if I can stop at 2, I’m good. After 3, I

Aubrey fought for it all because she believed her band would go on to make moderately successful club bangers.

I always feel like I have to make the same qualified statement when I admit to watching Real Time (and Morning Joe), but Bill Maher sounding the alarm on Trump refusing to leave, even if he loses the election, needs to be taken seriously.

At 82, I’m not sure that she has much of a choice. No matter how healthy the person at that age, I’ve always heard it’s an added risk to go under anesthesia and responsible doctors won’t take that risk for elective surgery.

Was ungreyed and got greyed again for saying the tone of an article was mean girl. I tell this over and over in the hopes that someone will ungrey me again. It has definitely impacted my page views/ clicks and whether or not I’m going to comment on an article. I’ve visited Jezebel almost daily for 10 years, and here I

In a month and a half, he’ll have some reason to change his mind, and his testifying in the first place will be old news.

Talked to a guy in web design who said they only paid $50,000 for the app, when he would have expected it to cost closer to $100,000-$150,000. Sounds about right.

My brother found out the week before Christmas that it was time to let his dog go and that his wife was pregnant after they’d tried for years and accepted that it wouldn’t happen. It was the happiest and saddest week of his life.

This isn’t a universal answer, but my 15 yo competed this last weekend and forgot to shave or pack a razor (bless her, that kid), or if she’s on her period and wants an extra 2 inches, she’s allowed to wear nike pro style shorts, so long as they are solid black. She placed first and second in her events. Not smiling

Is this the first time that she’s outed the great Victor Kiriakis as a shit dad?

Dammit. That’s the problem with cheer, too. It’s not an NCAA recognized sport, so it gets none of the Title IX money. I really should have signed her up for golf lessons instead of those pre-school gymnastics classes. And to the trolls who say she should study harder, my friends have those kids, and their scholarships

Interesting. My daughter is a tiny gymnast/ cheerleader, but she’s in the 10th grade now and starting to burn out. She’s already talking about not moving up to the more elite levels because she’s not even going to do it in college. Frustrating, but it’s her life. Now if I could get her into rowing where she sits on a

Movie soundtracks have died with the 90s and CD’s. I think there’s a connection there.