May the voters of Arkansas agree with you. No, seriously. Then again we keep sending Tom Cotton to the Senate, this time unopposed.

Thank you for this. I needed a cute laugh in the middle of the hellfire. Beauty tips from grandpa and grandma. I’m pretty sure the dr gave him sunscreen?

I like mine to be trapped away in a cotton fortress.

I wish I could take a Unisom and trust myself to wake up the next morning and not at 5pm the next day. I have no problems falling asleep, but I wake up in the middle of the night and never know if I’m back to sleep in 5 minutes or 2 hours. I’ve started taking a magnesium and melatonin supplement, but that’s mostly…

I was an indoor kid who would beg to skip recess, so that I could stay inside and read books. I was a high school cheerleader strictly for the social aspect. I’m paying for it at 41 because I’m constantly fighting my default setting to sit on the couch and do nothing. The last year is the first time I’ve worked out…

I was out of the greys for about 2 years and got put back in last year for saying that an article about another women’s blog had a mean girl vibe. The person who wrote the article was gone the next week. I’ve begged to be let back out. No go. The less people approved means less comments means less engagement means…

I read that at least 3 times to see if she was making some pun on him being from a property reno show. I settled on it being a misspelled word.

I wanted to use the time to catch up on some reading, maybe crafts. Instead, I watched the first two seasons of Vanderpump Rules, and it is as good/ horrible as I always heard. I’m now fully immersed in the Bravoverse.

I think I’m with your wife. A friend of mine and I have been looking forward to it and all of its horror. We are musical theater fans who hate Cats. Now that the initial excitement has worn off, I’m not sure we’ll ever see it.

I made a concerted effort to start reading again this year. When I look back at the works that will stay with me, I’d nominate “Normal People” by Sally Rooney as my favorite this year. That story emotionally wrecked me. I want to check in on the characters and make sure they’re ok. 

My mom lasted all of 10 minutes in my house before asking if I had different wine (I’d set out the $3.50 Trader Joe’s, but it was red, and I was saving the good white for myself on Christmas Day), and then she hid a compliment in an insult. When I asked her to please stop, she spent the rest of the day pouting in the…

He was the original MSNBC morning show. I don’t know how that didn’t make it into this article. MSNBC would livestream his radio show. Politicians and journalists would scramble to be on the show and pour money into his charity. Ask any of those politicians or journalists today about Imus, and they’ll go full on…

I cringe every time I hear reference to the “transcript” because IT’S NOT A TRANSCRIPT! WORDS HAVE MEANING! And here I am talking in all caps.

And working in a cubicle where everyone in the office can hear you record your message 100 times.

Or maybe Dirt Bag started watching Live with Kelly and (Ryan?) with Mark as guest host and doesn’t want to admit to it. Also, I identified with everything Kelly and Mark said about Christmas. My kids are 22 and 15, and I haven’t felt this aware that my life was changing since I was the one who was 15. 

When we go somewhere, my boyfriend asks me how he’s supposed to dress. If I say “whatever,” he wears shorts, or I’ll say, “you have to wear long pants.” I am not letting him get away with this shorts suit nonsense.

We could have a final of Fox Blondes v Influencers. In that case, Jezebel has cancelled women that we don’t agree with, and I think that’s fitting.

I scrolled back through after finishing the article to make sure I didn’t also miss the photographs of the teddy coat. I knew what they were, but I didn’t know that was the name. It was frustrating that I had to google it to confirm.

I immediately looked up teddy coats and now I want one. I am so weak.

There is zero chance that she composed that tweet herself or even bothered herself with the story.