chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls

Was she the basis for Linda on the recent seasons of Orange is the New Black?

And unless it’s your co-workers, you don’t see them for 8 hours a day, so it rarely comes back to them, or enough time passes that people forget. My friends and I talk just as much shit as the Real Housewives, but we’re not doing it on camera to be replayed over and over and 6 months or even years later.

Xeninials! Although it’s probably more obnoxious to make that claim, but as a child of the 80s/ teen of the 90s, I do relate to both generations.

And is this a Reboot of March Madness?

My damn kid thinks it’s hilarious to say “ok, boomer” in my direction. I’m only 41!! Although she’s equally offended when she is called a millennial because she is Gen Z.

My boyfriend bought me a pair from LL Bean last year, and they are the best gift he’s given me. My 15 yo steals everything good that I have, but I ripped them off her precious feet last night.

This weekend I was locked away with my boyfriend, no dvr or wifi, and a lot of football. I finally gave in and watched my first Hallmark movie. Needless to say, I am hooked. The formula storylines, pretty decorations, and men with kind eyes and strong jaw lines is exactly what I needed to get me through this month.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

After years (ok, I can say decades now) of yo-yo dieting, I started with a personal trainer and HIIT classes last year. I have loved it and kept up with it with some variance. Stationary bike is what I do when I don’t really feel like working out, or I’m nursing an injury, but I still have to do something. What you

I’ve used le tote for a few years now. Looks like it’s a little less expensive than armoire, but le tote has been hit and miss with selections, so I may try it to see if it’s worth the extra. Using helps control my compulsive shopping because I’m receiving new clothes every 2-3 weeks. If I love it, I can keep it at a

I wish my hips rolled like that. Yes, I’m sure my boyfriend wishes I was that hot. And does this mean we can bring back the reality show to find the next Pussycat Doll?

I knew the story was legit when I recognized the attorney representing the mother.

He will turn on his daughter when she hits the teen years. I’ve seen it with my own narcissistic ex-husband and 15 yo daughter. He called her a spoiled fucking bitch this summer, and that’s when she was done. He hasn’t gone to court to enforce visitation because he knows he’d lose. He alternates between sending her

Tom Cotton, who can’t win his own district because they have first person experience with him being a POS, but can now run unopposed in the rest of the state. I need to retreat back to my blue dot bubble before having to venture across the state for Thanksgiving.

Exactly what her dad did. He ran for president, so he could make millions on Fox News. She can go ahead and do that now without actually having to put in 4 years of work as governor. 

Lt. Governor Tim Griffin has already started running PAC commercials that look exactly like campaign commercials during SEC football games. He is liked by republicans and palatable enough for democrats if the other choice is Huckabee. Arkansas is also an open primary. I’ve never voted in the republican primary, but I

The City of Little Rock was ready for a young black mayor. The rest of the state? Not so much. It’s, also, looking like Tom Cotton gets to run unopposed.

I never thought I’d actively support our Lt. Gov. Tim Griffin for the next governor, but here we are. We’ve been fortunate that Asa Hutchison hasn’t been AS BAD as other southern governors. He campaigned on getting rid of medicaid expansion, but immediately stood up to the state legislators when he was elected and

Please ungrey me again! I’ve been here long enough to remember Tracie’s original posts. I was put back in the greys by saying the tone of an article was a little too mean girls, and then she was gone within the week. Please let me back! I promise to play nice

New Orleans level drunk, which I guess is the same thing. I interpreted the video of him being too drunk to want to move from his spot, and she’s lingering around for his attention. I don’t know if they’ve hooked up already, but she’s making herself available. He’s too drunk to notice or care or think through the