Then there’s Rudy throwing up affidavits he printed on the internet. Instead of George Stephenopolous, I needed Judge Milan from The People’s Court letting him have it for bringing something to court that he could have typed up himself. I appreciated Chris Wallace’s anger and contempt over George’s amused exasperation.

My boyfriend sends me pictures of the sunset on a regular basis. He bought his house because the backporch faces west. It was one of the things that endeared me to him. I occasionally send him pictures of the sunrise since he never sees those.

I would gladly fly back and forth in a private jet for a few hours of apprenticeship than to have to sit through classes, take exams, and get grades.

I bought myself a pair of Fendi sunglasses at Neiman’s Last call. I held on to them for 10 years until I let my now 15 yo “borrow” them this summer. They gone.

Frankel says there’ll be a competition show that’s a “continuation of [Frankel’s] story with a business twist,”

It does include one of my favorite musical power ballads. I especially love this version with Josh Groban and Kelly Clarkson. I sing along dramatically and off-key. The sequel “Love Never Dies” has NO redeeming qualities, and I will never get those 3 hours back. Please stop inflicting that show as part of season…

I broke up with the Bachelor again when they made Colton the Bachelor. I could not cheer on anyone getting in a relationship with that red flag mommy issues. Although I do encourage you to listen to his interview on This American Life (yes, that one!). When I saw Peter, I was hoping it was hot but aloof Peter from…

She had the greatest one and done show ever on Bravo.

Estate planning and probate attorney weighing in again. It’s not uncommon for someone to want one person in charge of their finances and another person in charge of their healthcare decisions if they become incapacitated. Easiest example is if you have a son who is an accountant, he can be in charge of the money. Your…

I’m pretty sure my 15 yo is a VSCO girl, and I can’t figure out if that’s a compliment or insult? I’m afraid to ask. 

Scrunchies are great for creating quick buns once it’s secured with a ponytail holder. This is how I did my hair all through the 90s. Recently I went to the gym and grabbed my daughter’s scrunchie to do a half bun and keep my ponytail from getting sweaty on my neck. It was perfect. I was also painfully aware that I am…

The only thing I remember about Kristen is that Ramona threw a wine glass at her face while Kristen was in the water. Ramona gave it a big <shrug>. That wasn’t even the greatest Ramona moment that weekend. I give it to her asking Heather if her house was the garage. I miss Heather and hope she comes back now that Betha…

My boyfriend hunts, so he has guns. I can’t imagine any scenario where he would loan someone a gun. If his friend hunts, then he already has his own gun. If his friend needs to shoot a coyote out of his backyard and has the aim to do so, then he already has his own gun. If he doesn’t, then you ask why not. You don’t…

I’m not sure that any states still recognize a common law marriage. On this one point, I agree with Judge Judy. If you don’t bother going through the formalities of a marriage, then you don’t get the benefits of a divorce proceeding, and it’s not up to the judge to parcel out your relationship.

“We knowingly and voluntarily chose to have a marriage-like ceremony, fully aware that it was not legally binding.” Weird flex!

Bring back the shrimp po-boy! This is the real scandal.

I wish there was a different picture attached because I am now obsessed with that strappy lingerie thing, and I’m pretty sure my boyfriend would be, too.

My daughter asked me to take her last Friday night. I was in the drive-thru waiting to order when I said, mostly to myself, “wait they don’t have the shrimp po-boy anymore? That was the best thing on the menu.” Through the speaker: “no, ma’am.” Bad long game move Popeyes. The chicken sandwich was good and big enough…

This tweet reads like it was written by a staffer. I wouldn’t be surprised if he came back and wrote a tweet that directly conflicted with it.

My boyfriend likes to take pictures of me at dinner either staring at my phone or giving him a death glare followed by me laughing it up with a glass of wine. I call the series “what FB sees vs what I really look like.”