My friend’s daughter started college last year with Brett Michael’s daughter. This friend’s aesthetic is still very 80s, and, bless her heart, she still hasn’t had sex since her divorce 4 years ago. We tease her that she’s going to meet Brett and fall in love. It’s just what she needs to dust the cobwebs off.

I have tickets to take my daughter to see her next Tuesday. She sold out within 2 hours for a small university basketball arena, so it was moved to the larger arena/ concert venue. It’s still waitlisted. This is in Little Rock, y’all. I’m proud of our blue bubble.

“I like shiny things/ but I’d marry you with paper rings” is my favorite line of this album. I texted it to my boyfriend immediately. I’ve been telling him for the last month that I had the realization that I would totally be fine with passing off a cz engagement ring because we’re old, and I’d rather have new floors…

My only disappointment in this album is that “Cruel Summer” wasn’t a Bananarama remake. 

When did Harry Styles start to resemble Kevin Bacon? Look at the first picture on the linked article and tell me I’m wrong. 

I think the fact that we’re having this conversation now means that perspective has shifted since the mid-90s. It only takes Gloria Allred to make the legal argument. 

I’m going to say that it wouldn’t happen today. A minor can’t give consent to sexual contact, and an adult can’t give that consent on the minor’s behalf.

Best case scenario is that the government makes a public policy argument because the state itself is owed millions in damages. The executor of the estate settles, and the government negotiates a pittance for the victims.

Heavy rumors that she’s planning to run for governor of Arkansas. I would much rather she be on Fox News.

I had a client kill himself within weeks of signing his trust. I would argue that he was more clear in his decision making than most of my clients because we were no longer dealing in the abstract idea of death. I had no idea his plan, and it has been devastating to know that I was one of the final steps in his…

No, the court would appoint someone, probably a trust officer for a financial institution, if that’s not what is already named.

One of the benefits of most trusts is that it is not filed as public record because it’s not part of the probate estate. It’s sneaky here, but it’s a selling point to moms and dads who don’t want their kids’ inheritances made public for any scammer (or spouse) to find. That’s why I wanted to see the actual document.…

And actually keeps your lips hydrated. I fell for the EOS scam to the point that my boyfriend asked what was wrong with me because my lips where shedding so bad.

I miss magazines. I tried to get my daughter into Seventeen or Teen Vogue, but it didn’t stick. I loved going to my friend’s houses because we all had different subscriptions, so I’d binge on what they had. Hours of laziness in their room with MTV in the background and reading most embarrassing moments, picking out…

Bought a tube of Clinique Black Honey recently for the nostalgia, and it is better than I remember. This article has effectively made me want to buy Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers, although I’m sure that it will probably dry my lips out.

I wouldn’t count on them relying on Luann, Ramona, or Dorinda. It will be a chance to shake up the cast with younger women, like on RHOC. That may already be in the works, and Bethenny didn’t want the headache of playing nice with new castmates. She had an “I don’t need this shit” moment. I wish they’d bring back…

Does anyone have the link to the actual 20 page document? It’s not linked in the original AP story either. Estate planning attorney here! It surprises me that he didn’t already have his assets diverted into a trust. It’s not just a scheme for the wealthy, but it’s anyone who wants their estate to avoid going through pr…

a band best known for their contribution to the Shrek 2 soundtrack

I was born on the first day of summer and could not understand why my parents didn’t name me Summer.

And they got married while they were in a honeymoon period of love and support after her house burned, and he saved all of her animals. Then once those good feelings waned, they divorce, and she’s on a boat.