Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

The worst part is I did actually read the article. Mondays are rough.

I don’t even get it. Are people really clamoring for black wheels so badly that it needs its own really lame commercial? Who’s the target of that ad?

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

I have no idea, but I think that’s a fairly reasonable restriction, so I’m not really bothered by it.

I have no idea, but I think that’s a fairly reasonable restriction, so I’m not really bothered by it.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

People complaining about the Warriors complaining about illegal screens and/or dirty plays. Sure.

Every. Single. Time. There always has to be at least one person who tries to lay some blame on the biker because two wheels.

If you’re going along on any road and someone pulls out right in front of you going much slower, the fault is NOT yours for rear ending them.

Hes lucky he got to go home cuz of the vampires in romania. People forget thats where dracula lives

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

You didn’t even mention double-secret probation.

Realize that the world is nowhere near as dreadful, crazy, or dangerous as it was in say 1980, 1940, 1915 or any time prior to 1900 when nearly half (or more) of people born didn’t make it past age 5, and the overwhelming majority of those who did survive past age 5 endured a short and very hard life in extreme…

You type your comment on an 8 year old HP desktop? Buy your clothes at St Vinnies? Eat nothing more than what you absolutely need to survive? Never throw away a single thing that hasn’t been used to its utmost?

You type your comment on an 8 year old HP desktop? Buy your clothes at St Vinnies? Eat nothing more than what you…

Some of the newer planes I have been on have seats that don’t recline. They are glorious.

Because they were definitely jamming more seats into the planes at the expense of leg room, and knew people would bitch and moan if they couldn’t recline their seats. Is that actually a real question?

I might feel more strongly about this if the seat went back further than 5 degrees. But I’m just as uncomfortable as 85 degrees as I am at 90, so I leave it up.