That means he has scholarflower ear.

Or, if you REALLY love pizza, be sure that your slice comes from a “no-cut” with your favorite toppings.

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Top 10 what all-time? Players? No, he isn’t. He really, really, really, really isn’t. He’s not even in the top three at his own position. Maybe fifth-best center, but even then, it’s largely a by-product of him just being much bigger than everyone else. He’s not even close to a top 10 player in terms of talent.

Or the trade deadline passed, and McGee is on a one-year deal, so by stepping in in this fashion his Free Agent value would rise, thereby making it harder for the Warriors to re-sign him. Good analysis there, bud.

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

For Joe Smo runner sure I’ll agree with you - but she was on the podium. At that point, you deserve to be scrutinized a bit.

I think you guys responding are confused. I’m talking about the guy who gets in a kick fight with Cap on that ship.

I don’t follow UFC, but that dude looks EXACTLY like the bad guy at the beginning of the second Captain America movie.

I know! “The Joker” is stupid. Especially when “Jock Itch” is more appropriate and right there for the taking. If this catches on like I think it will, I can’t wait for an opposing player to block his shot and then yell “Tough Actin’ Tinactin” or “Lamisil!”.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

Commenting on Deadspin does not make one a “writer”.

“I dont see what err’body has to be talkin’ and goin’ on about. Its not like its somethin’ special or anything. Back when I was comin’ up I’d hit some threes and an hour later I’d be throwing a midget off a balcony at the Borgata for cutting in line at the crepe bar.”

The Warriors are such hypocrites. Showboating millennial takes off work early two days in a row, and no one bats an eye.

Doubtful and even if he did it doesn’t matter. He can do what he wants when he is on the court and Trump has absolutely no recourse.

I was with you until this line: “And Gorsuch is a loyal Republican operative. If he were the neutral, bipartisan, sterling judge he’s supposed to be, he would never have accepted Trump’s invitation to usurp another neutral, bipartisan, sterling judge.”

this Statue of Liberty poem is not nearly as good as the original one

Because aside from perhaps the professional trade unions, most workers aren’t really seeing a value. I worked retail in a supermarket chain that was and still is unionized in my late teens and early 20's. Hell, I was even a union steward for 6 months before I left that job! Back then, I truly believed in the union…

I know its a very unpopular opinion around here but cities are terrible and everyone that lives in them are terrible.