Came here for this. Downright buffoonish.

Came here for this. Downright buffoonish.

You lost before you started. Let it go man.

I’m just wondering where the hell they’re going to make all of this. In Fremont?

Someone targeting their family members is not a “mass shooting.” Gang members targeting gang members is not a “mass shooting.” You reference data as fact without double-checking even a few of the datapoints.

This is news? These have been floating around Auto Mall Parkway for a bit now.

Your dedication to your craft is admirable. That said, if Quark bit on a bar of Gold Pressed Latinum and found out it was nothing more than a foil covered piece of lecithin-laden chocolate, he would be none too happy.

You’re quirky. Star for you.

All mine are dead too. I cope by talking to others’ grandparents... and pretend to be an IRS agent.

Came here for this. Nothing like having to chase down a shitbag hauling off with 12 Sonny Gray bobbleheads in his grubby mits and forcing him to take my 20 bucks so that my sister, an actual fan who showed up to watch the game could have one.

You’re an angry little elf, aren’t you?

For starters, don’t pee on yourself or your friends

100% accurate, yet, it spawned your glorious gem that earns a star and two farthings from me (good luck on collecting anything but the star, I’m a deadbeat). Is manure still just shit if it births a beautiful rose?

It doesn’t matter, it’s glorious. I enjoy it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck practiced mindfulness?

Agreed! That was actually the joke...which I never claimed was funny...or even a joke (except for right now, I guess).

It’s so tiring when non-vegans have to constantly remind people they’re non-vegans. Sheesh.

Not to be pedantic, but technically in this case it’s a kickdong leather handle.

Be honest with everyone, you’re trying to short Huntington Ingalls, no other reason you’d be trolling EVERY comment on this article. Either that or you’re some internet weirdo, which surely it’s not that.

The part of me with familial roots in Nova Scotia that loves poutine and Tim Horton’s compelled me to apologize and be polite rather than the part of me that said, “keep trolling, Murica.”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Obvious troll is obvious. By that I’m referring to me, not you. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the low hanging fruit.