Klay got 60 in 29 minutes. Just saying...

“honorary”

False. No proper San Franciscan would be caught dead drinking Starbcucks. Philz or Blue Bottle at the least.

1. None of these [insert any adjective here] are anything like me,

Bravo, 10/10. Would read again.

FN;DR

If you’re only cooking like, 3 potatoes at a time, you ain’t livin’.

Your white or Asian what?

You must be in the business of shorting Purrell stock, you’re intent. Is cool, I’m enjoying this. Correct, soap and water will protect you from those things. Putting the delivery mechanism for that process next to every door handle you have to touch in a day would be cost prohibitive, let alone, I’m sure you’d be…

Aaah I was you once. Drank from other’s glasses, ate off their plates, traipsed around the world barefoot, camped in the wilderness for weeks with nothing but some deodorant and a river to stave off the stench. A life-threatening bacterial infection can change your point of view. Counterpoint, I wash my hands and…

Cleopatra 2525

Absolutely true, but, an allergic reaction and a bacterial/viral infection are completely separate things (typed with Purelled hands).

More a case of the ends justify the memes.

No, the staff will ask you to put your seat back up and off the person’s knees behind you, then it’s on you to decide if you want to keep being incosiderate, as well as ignore the requests of the flight crew.