So they're playing this commercial when the new models come to America, right?
...right?

Yeah, using unrelated memes from 9gag, fucking lel, your not funny or starting a hot thread, just spreading cancer, its not the fact your bashings a dead man, its that your presenting your insults with an unfunny meme only 9-year olds find funny, do us all a favor and go back to tumblr.

Shout out to all the other JIRA users out there.

Laying out the clothes for work, setting my coffee machine for an early brew and going to bed super early. If all goes as planned, I can get a taste of it before work. If the shit hits the fan like most are expecting, I'll be super early to work.

Which will be on PC... I doubt that people will buy XB1 just because of Titanfall, which is not as exclusive as a lot of people are trying to make it out to be

Airport. In the middle of the loop for arrivals and departures.

THREE buttons where most controllers have four...

I'm glad you were able to thoroughly evaluate the pros and cons of a product we have absolutely no confirmed details on yet. Your power of intuition is strong.

What an excuse, slot loader LOL. The PS3 and PS4 have slot loading drives too so what bullshit are they pulling out of their asses.

Now MS is denying us our God given right to express our masculinity through phallic totems!

Considering half the promo shots show it upright, I think you're ok.

OMG XBOX DONE!!1!

Deal breaker right there. Cancelled pre-order and voted 1 star on every site.

Would one say that said Evil... Resides Within?

Investments give a return on your money. Kickstarter is more like patronage.

My main question is: Who cares how a game where you can beat hookers to death to recoup your finances treats women ...or any game for that matter?

Are we playing the same game? Maybe I just expected the driving to be the way it is. Could you clarify your problem with the driving mechanics?

I work in retail and while most big launches are a nightmare (a horde of people during the whole day) the only good part about stuff like GTA is the face of sadness in spoiled 8 years old when we tell their parrent that the game has a lot of violence and sex and they refuse to buy them the game

When was Kotaku taken over by a bunch of grandmothers?

Also Just Cause 2 is one of the most fun games you can play. Plus it has "Yahtzee Game of the Year" award. Which is the highest honor a game can receive.