Makes the fact that his first big act is to push for defunding the IRS that much more understandable.

I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

So he’s laundering money. 

The lesson we all need to learn from this and NieR: Automata is that when somebody asks you, “Why is this character design horny?”, it’s perfectly acceptable to answer “Because I like it.”

For all you know I’m the CEO of a network/streaming service/entertainment conglomerate.  Please act as if.

“Got a gun that my granddad gave me / They say one day they’re gonna round up / Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck”

Does this mean the “HBO CEO of Tits” account was a pseudonym for the actual HBO CEO?

She was not the problem in the sequel trilogy. They whole thing was a dumpster fire and should be wiped from canon, and our collective memories, but the actors were never the problem. Ridley, Boyega, Isaac, and Driver were all great casting.

“greatest fight scenes in the entire history of the Galaxy Far, Far Away”

Decepticons take top priority, pal.

Hopefully Biden sees Jurassic Park soon so he can protect us from dinosaur attacks.

They probably couldn’t agree on a shooting schedule.

Best joke of the entire series:

Good list. “Meet the Veals” has always been a favorite. The write-up doesn’t mention Franklin, Gob’s puppet, an integral part of story and to me, the funniest part. (Mrs. Featherbottom not withstanding.)

> Ruby Barker, who played Marina on Netflix’s Bridgertron

I really hate that we feel that celebrities owe us a public statement regarding the deaths of their friends. People need to mind their own business and let them grieve as they feel they need to.

He had an interview where he was asked when he would stop wearing the clocks. He seemed quite contemplative in the moment, as if the question had been weighing on him for years. He sighed resignation, and with earnest eyes, told the reporter, “When the time is right.”

He should be forced to carry this bid to term, as God intended it.

Doki Doki Footlight-Kun? I love that anime! Have you read the manga it’s based on?

This kind of stings.  Of all the Friends, I’m probably more of a Chandler than I am any of the others.