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Now that’s some S-tier pedantry. Still the same horrible noise.

Almost turned off the episode out of disgust. I hate the squeaking of a marker on a whiteboard so much.

If you don’t put Chipwrecked on top, I’m going to be very upset.

Captain

“So you’re a gladiator? I’m a gladiator too!” - Peak writing.

There’s a strong scent of nihilism in the current air. Also, people aren’t offered solutions to the many looming and ongoing crises (or rather ones where they don’t have to move out of their comfort zone), so a win for them becomes less about improving the future and more about making it worse for the people they hate.

From your lips to the old Democrat guard’s ear. I fear we’re stuck with Biden until he literally keels over.

I think I still have a hard drive with old torrented Daily Show episodes somewhere... which I found in the woods and totally didn’t download myself, of course.

Okay, that’s cool and all but why did you use a still from an Aphex Twin video as the header image?

Sorry, but I hate stances like this one. Sure, corporations will likely always exist but why do we have to accept the status quo of how they operate if it actively makes the world a worse place? It’s okay to want to improve things.

My brand is repeatedly punching Russel Brand in the face. Can’t do anything about it, it’s just part of my persona.

Huh, interesting take. Just wanted to go on the record and say that I love his voice. It’s instantly recognizable but still super versatile. Just compare the recent diss tracks Meet the Grahams and Not Like Us. His tone is so different, yet it’s pure Kendrick. Put this stuff is subjective, of course.

Everyone else competing in the contest is confronted with a Kobayashi Ragout scenario.

Man, I wish I loved Kacey Musgraves’ output after Pageant Material more. I’m not a country guy at all but absolutely adored Same Trailer, Different Park and the before mentioned. It’s cool that her swerve into mainstream pop made her more popular but the new sound doesn’t vibe with me at all. Oh well.

The bit where he examined the list of ingredients of a box of Mac & Cheese was a great showcase of Stewart’s talents. The joke itself was just alright but his performance elevated it to something that had me laughing out loud.

As if I couldn’t have a bigger crush on her already...

This sounds lovely. The world sorely needs more empathy and understanding.

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

I wish I had the kind of weird face that’s sexy like Barry Keoghan’s or Bumblesnatch Cummerbund’s. Instead it’s just weird weird. Maybe having a ripped body in addition also helps.

The one that really caught me off-guard was the ad for a random mobile game (already forgot the name) that featured Ken Jeong, Chris Hemsworth, Christina Ricci, Will Arnett and Dolph Lundgren. And those were just the people I recognized. I know the mobile market is a cash cow but this just seemed excessive.