Charli XCX is great. She opened for Sleigh Bells about 12 years ago and patted my head after the show because she saw me getting kicked in the noggin by a crowdsurfer.

Personally, I find Agent 47 with hair off-putting. Also, the movie’s title is spelled wrong, leading people to believe that it’s not a video game adaptation at all.

As I get older, my back luck gets worse and worse.

Balatro has taken over my life. For some reason I have decided to 100% it and am slowly going insane in the process. 10/10, best game of 2024.

Eminem has been shit for way longer than he has been great. He had a stellar run of albums in the late 90s and early 2000s. And now he continues to dump on his legacy with every new release. This has nothing to do with his politics, it’s just obvious that he’s tired and has nothing to say anymore.

Do yourself a favor and watch Fleabag. Scott is delightful as the Hot Priest. You’ll need to get through season 1 to encounter him but that shouldn’t be a problem. The two seasons are Britishly short with 6 episodes each.

Huh, sorry for the double post. Kinja gonna Kinja, I guess.

Sem-related: One of my favorite videos on the internet:

Semi-related: One of my favorite videos on the internet:

I realized that I might not be fully awake yet when I saw the header image and thought, “Why does this scene from Life of Brian look so weird?”

Garfuriosa isn’t exciting enough for you?

100% agree with you. The quote makes it seem like him being Muslim is sinister in and on itself. But I’m willing to admit that I’m just a nitpicky dick here.

A truly unbiased AI understands that everything written on the internet is equally important and true.

Some answers are predictably more sinister. For instance, one user searched “How many Muslim presidents has the US had?” and got result, “The United States has had one Muslim president, Barack Hussein Obama.”

Yeah, it looks exactly like what I expected. No Citizen Kane but funny and entertaining with solid action set pieces. Also, the line “y’all are the LEGO cops” actually made me laugh.

Calling recoegnitions a cunt should automatically grant you some form of VIP status.

I’m not saying we’re back to, say, 2009 AV Club quality. But there’s been a noticeable increase in articles that actually discuss and analyze media. I hope posts that indulge in the worst aspects of celebrity culture decrease over time. Or maybe they are a necessary evil to finance the good stuff. Time will tell, I…

Not sure if I can stomach watching a movie about Trump while I’m bombarded daily with his hideous face, voice and thoughts. Still appreciate that it exists and will maybe give it a shot once the guy is finally dead. Which might take another 20 years since evil bastards always seem to be immortal.

It was always clear that Kendrick would wipe the floor with Drake on a lyrical level. But it’s also satisfying to see him land the biggest club banger of the feud. “Not Like Us” is a genuinely great earworm.

Can’t wait for Constitutional Monarchy of the Planet of the Apes!