Yes, his early music is brilliant but I can’t bring myself to listen to it since he went “death-con 3" on the Jewish people.

She probably also sold at least 450 cassette tapes, 287 cassingles, and maybe 500 CDs. She’s rich!

This review doesn’t seem to justify handing money over to anti-abortion and anti-LGBT politicians and groups.

the Five Nights games amped that factor up so much that most remaining Chuck E. Cheese locations removed their animatronics completely

I was a fan of your earlier stuff.

AV Club 2.0 has done something to me I never thought possible: I'm just really, really tired of lists.

Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I’ve hung it on me wall!

Yes but does he defend himself in song while playing a ukulele?

This is your 73rd best comment.

The absolute best JT could hope for is to say “I was a spoiled rich asshole at the time and I’ve grown over the years. I would never do or say things now that I did and said then.” ... and hope that he is mostly forgiven for it.

So, in the free state of Texas, a county official may, indiscriminately, pull over a woman traveling with another woman, a woman traveling with a man, or by herself, and then said person will have to prove where they are going?

claims to “share a birthday with [George Lucas],”

I will say it until I die. Viahnevetsky has some of the best mean F/zero star reviews post Ebert. I would love to have him sign a print copy of his Contract to Kill review.

Sam Barsanti is the Officer Rod Farva of snark.

Man, I really need to see Legally Blonde 2.

Barsanti is the Seltzer & Friedberg to Sean O'Neal's Zucker, Abrahams & Zucker.

You have to possess O’Neal’s seething contempt for all humankind to pull it off.

Tracy Flick is dark AF. 

Every day on The AV Club feels like this excellent dissertation on being cool

I wish I had any idea what your take on this is. It feels snarky but I have no clue in which direction. Nor, I think, do you.