Jonas was repeatedly unharmed

The only reason someone should return an acting award is if it turns out it’s not actually their performance, somewhat like Milli Vanilli and their Grammy. This obviously hasn’t happened yet, and isn’t likely to any time soon, but I suppose we could get to a point where actors are replaced with computer generated…

She is not obligated to do so and obviously shouldn’t. Moreover, she doesn’t need to be the first to do it.

I don’t get why the author is trying to call into doubt whether or not Sandra Bullock knew about this situation. How would she know? She was given a script, and probably met the woman she pretended to be a few times in controlled situations where that woman would have been pretending to be great.

Nah, it’s funny because it’s a cop. I see parents eat it on slides occasionally, and it never elicits more than some sympathetic winces. An armed Enforcer of The Law just blasting down a slide with no children evident is funny because it takes cops’ flopping to pretend that their jobs are especially dangerous and lays…

Sorry you can’t handle a little thought bro. You’re free to focus on the dumb aspects and ignore any deeper meaning others might find, but other people are allowed to think and connect even a light-hearted thing to broader societal issues, and there is often utility in doing that, even if not everyone wants to…

Thought it would be addressed in the article, but this is part of the “bit,” because the swap is referencing the Eurodance/vision trend of replacing singers at a moments notice because they are just lip syncing anyway.

you guys are just writing this shit with AI, aren’t you

I wish Leah the best of luck here. I’ve always found the adoration for Tom Cruise to be weird, especially since it’s broadly known how integral he is to Scientology. People on Reddit love him and will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to excuse him. “Scientology bad, but the new Mission Impossible was amazing!”

Oh get out of here with this dumb take, we don’t have to reduce her misconduct to “look! Fat people who dare to exist as fat people are actually bad!”

I think “these are just disgruntled former employees who are making things up about me” would be an easier sell for her PR team if there had not immediately been several other ex-employees who are not party to the lawsuit coming out of the woodwork to chime in “yeah working for Lizzo is a fucking nightmare.”

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

Hi, I’d like to report a typo in the article. Several times, it uses the word “prank”. However, it is more properly spelled “attempted murder”.

EVERYONE TELL SHAPIRO

McCarthy told Swalwell, “If you ever say something like that to me again, I’m gonna kick the shit out of you.” There was some back-and-forth between the two, the witnesses said, leading up to McCarthy telling the Democrat, “Call me a pussy again, and I’ll kick your ass.”

Remember when the A.V. Club used to do deep dives into like the 2000's Midwest punk scene and there’d be like 500 comments?

Morrissey is a prime ass, but that doesn’t stop him from being absolutely right about this.

It’s also used to treat some cancers, potato. The effects of the drug are reversed when it is stopped. You bringing sex offenders into the discussion is a bad faith argument meant to scandalize morons. Potato.

Puberty blockers aren’t castration, you willfully stupid potato.

When honesty doesn’t work to support their position, the right falls back on lying.  Same as it ever was.