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For anyone smart enough to not watch those hearings, the guy ranted at one point about wormholes, the Vatican, and Benito Mussolini covering up alien evidence.  Yeah I'm calling bullshit.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

I don’t know about this. I really doubt intimacy coordinators can really stop a bear from doing what it wants if it decides to go off script.

And she was right about the true pedos - the Catholic Church.

We’re glad too!

Aw, how horrible. She was an interesting, deeply troubled artist with an amazing voice, some great collaborations, and lots of burnt bridges. Infuriating, up and down, energetic, all over the place... now the parasites and documentarians waddle in and package that messy life with a nice, neat narrative.

sigh. police are great at killing everyone but themselves i guess 

It’s a corporate snuff film.

Imagine in 30 years when it’s “The 5 best summer blockbusters from the 2020s” and you’re thinking “wait, only 5? Wasn’t the 2020s like 36 years long?”

I’m beginning to think prominent right wingers use culture war as a way to further fleece the rubes.

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

I’d watch a movie based on Monopoly.

What were they saying about how movies targeting female audiences won’t sell movie tickets again?

Looking forward to the taut espionage thriller Slinky: Firestorm Rising.

David Zaslav: In light of Barbie’s success at the box office and since I’m a fucking idiot with no ability to understand WHY a film is popular, I’ve just greenlit a ton of non-satirical movies based on toy properties. Naturally, our forthcoming slate of DC movies have been turned into tax write-offs.

It’s the exact same audience it's targeting. 

A former National Review writer hates feminism? *gasp*

I’ll bring a little pennants that says Go Movies when I go see it. 

Maybe Ariana is dating him because there’s clear proof that he is Sponge-worthy

She was a plus one at my Bar Mitzvah and ruined it by openly mocking the cantor.