I.... have no idea where you’re going with that headline or this article?

Yeah, I thought the headline was gonna lead into an article about what a terrible analogy it is but 1) it didn’t and 2) it seems pretty apt.

Yeah, everything he said seems pretty reasonable.

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

Ivanka, you’re no Jackie Kennedy (whose goodwill trip to India was a triumph).

Fine, they can have the dictatorship but they don’t get to pick who will be in charge. I say OBAMA 2017-ETERNITY.

Let’s be really, really real, here.

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

The funny thing is, there’s no reason to think Johnson didn’t *want* McCain to vote ‘no’. Reports the next morning said that as many as 8 or 10 more Republicans wanted to vote ‘no’ but worried about how it might affect them back home. So they only needed one more ‘no’ and McCain took the bullet for the rest of them…

Ron Johnson was one of the four who said he would never vote for “skinny repeal” unless Paul Ryan could guarantee him that it would not become law. Ryan said he could not guarantee any such thing, so Johnson immediately said, “Okeydoke” and voted for it anyway.

It would make a delightful military comedy about the clueless buffoon who takes down his platoon during military exercises. Starring John Kelly as the disciplined leader who watches his lifelong handiwork disintegrate within days.

I think Trump must have a case of phones, and every time some one snatches one, he just pulls another one out of his arse(nel).

Truman, of course, used an equally chilling threat in the context of nuclear annihilation. But Trump understanding something about the trajectory of American history? Let’s not get carried away, here, with crazy suppositions!

Notice how he didn’t say they were wrong though....

I have this image in my head of Donald Trump driving a golf cart around his resort at top speed while John Kelly—clad in plaid pants, a white polo shirt, and a newsboy cap—frantically chases him and tries to grab his phone.

I would also include ‘Grave of the Fireflies’. I’ve never seen a more devastating anti-war movie.

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

Leann Rimes has always reminded of Falkor from Neverending Story:

It’s not just “excessive fabulousness,” though. It’s mental illness. Going shopping at 3am is classic bipolar behavior.

I love you anyway.