Donald...

and then when those kids enter the real world what happens?

That’s been my brain every day since last November.

I want to believe that surely no one would be so stupid as to try to fire a special prosecutor, after Nixon did the same and got destroyed politically.

But this is Trump we’re talking about...

I died laughing at this tweet The Guardian included in its daily roundup:

Trump has reportedly called the House AHCA bill “mean,” and a “son of a bitch”

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

We need this. The drip-drip-drip will eventually wear away the stone.

8. Putting Ketchup on his well-done steak.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Between this and Trump’s “It’s a Travel Ban” tweets, there really is no saving this family. They are their own worst enemy - which, to be clear, is fine with me!

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

The only newish bleach product I can think of is L’Oreal Professional Platinum Lightening Paste. If you use that on hair coated with coconut oil you can really lighten hair a lot without damage. Don’t know why he’d have trouble with older products, Gwen’s hair is never longer than shoulder length, that’s not hard to…

Nope. It’s not that. Truly.

I do not think he will be impeached, at least not until 2018, but this is still good news. If nothing else, it causes fear and chaos in the White House. If Trump tries to fire Mueller, it creates more, and may alienate more Republicans. All this makes it less likely that Trump will be able to do anything and will have…

The Justice Department is a fake department. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. Sad!

Sadly, I’m not confident this is going to spell the beginning of the end.