I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

...and the Breitbart reporter seems really disappointed that Trump’s beautiful wall isn’t the grand statement of American isolationism that he hoped it to be

When I voted for her in the general, I was moved to tears. Actual real tears. It was the first time I voted for any woman in the presidential election.

Ditto.

It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

When I was that age I got into a huge argument with my dad when he tried to exchange his $5 bill for my 5 $1 bills. He insisted it was the same amount of money but I got upset because (naturally) I thought he was trying to stiff me. Why do I want one bill when I can have 5 Dad. Why???? There might have been crying…

My sister was about 6 and somehow for unknown reasons made the statement that squirrels do not have ears. She refused to be corrected. When my mother pointed out a squirrel in the yard and the ears, she declared them air holes, clearly knowing she was wrong, but refusing to give in. The Trump Administration reminds of…

Right? I was like...... is he talking about a CHAIN-LINK FENCE?

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

There’s a movie idea for someone - a soldier from a post-apocalyptic future has to travel back to the past and prevent the Cubs from winning the World Series, because their victory ripped a hole in the fabric of reality and brought about the End Times.

Also, when the Cubs won the world series. that was a warning that things were happening that normally would be impossible.

It was after Trump became a sure thing to win the republican primary. I just thought to myself “shit. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This feels like some bad destiny type shit.” It was like whatever needed to happen for Trump to win, I just had a gut feeling that was going to happen-one way or another. No matter what…

• “Other than golf, [Drumpf] considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.” [The New Yorker]

It’s weird, because we don’t ask for 100% certainty anywhere else. “The prospect that a seat belt would always prevent a traffic fatality is preposterous.” “The prospect that an antibiotic would always prevent a bacterial infection is preposterous.” “The prospect that education would always prevent appalling ignorance…

“The prospect that contraception would always prevent the conception of a child is preposterous.”

Sure his supporters eat those insults up. Cause they’re all fucking idiots.

So trump and co. have been doing the media rounds. Besides priebus there were a few other gems.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

Aaron Rodgers can bang me like a bottle of ketchup any time he damn pleases.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!!