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It just goes to show how emotionally fragile he is. The FACT that he will lose the popular vote by more than 2 million votes really gets beneath his skin, because he wants to pretend that the entire country adores him. All he is doing is telegraphing his weakness. I think we should all take every opportunity to

all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

Kanye is now officially crazy.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.

“There is nothing that Gov. McCrory or his legal team are going to be able to do to undo what is just basic math,”

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder

I could really go for a coup right now. I know they say no coups is good coups, but still.

What the hell is happening, even. This is either the beginning of the end times, or we’ll soon see some regression to the mean and 2017 will be dope as hell. Somehow. Ugh, it’s not looking likely, though.

No but really, any time this year wants to stop sucking is fine by me.

At this point, I’m taking bets on when a truck full of kittens saved from being drowned in a river and driven by Malala Yousafzai gets rear-ended into a train carrying TNT and crude oil by a van full of child rapists and hedge fund managers who were on their way to meeting President Trump to discuss buying a

Speaking of which can you imagine the shitstorm if that was a potential Clinton appointee being photographed with sensitive documents? There would already be six congressional committees assembled to investigate. Fox News would be calling for her impeachment.

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his

He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens

What I really am failing to understand recently, is how so many people have made it through elementary and secondary school and come out the other side thinking “Hey, how about them Nazis?” Truly, the one area I thought our education system did a good job in was saying that the Nazis were among, if not the fucking

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Can we get a Trump “TRIGGERED” picture up in this piece?

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?