I can’t wait to read the tell-all books about what a nightmare working for his presidency was. You know, after all this is safely behind us.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Tomato (ripe off the vine in summer) sandwiches are delicious.

So many questions. .. The main one being ‘How do you maintain the integrity of the bread, when making a ‘soup sandwich’”?

Jesus christ.

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

People tell me I’m a cynical misanthropist when I say that I can’t wait for the ice caps to melt and the polar bears to migrate south and devour us all.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all”

Don’t

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Can’t say I blame him for being careful, especially when those assholes can destroy everything he worked 8 years to build.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I think these memes spring from the undeniable ebullience and humanity of the man.
It sounds naive but it makes me feel the goodness and light in the world and things will ultimately be okay for all of us.

These memes, as they’ve been popping up my various feeds, are seriously the only things to make me smile this week. Every time I see a nasty comment telling us to shut up and stop our whining, complaining about our sour grapes, and making so many of us feel unwelcome in our own land, I look at these again. I can’t…

He makes me [sic] to my stomach.

I already pledged $50 to the first member of congress toninterrupt his State of the Union with a “Liar”, “Bigot” or even a simple well placed “wrong”

I think I will make some donations to terribly underfunded PP locations in other states, since California is not in as desperate a situation...Going to look up what PPs need the most help.

I didn’t have much of an opinion on Katy Perry before the election, but she is really impressing me. You know that her support for Hillary and for PP has to be pissing off some of her fans, so good for her for speaking up.