A beautiful city full of the worst garbage people.

If you name your kid Brock, you are basically willing him into committing rape.

Perhaps the fad is roller mill-processed flour risen with commercial yeast with conditioners and preservatives and vitamins added.

Good, homemade sourdough is cost effective and easy. A two-day fridge ferment makes it even better. Wish I could find a local source of grain, though.

They also don’t realize they could use Nestle’s Strawberry Quik and have the same results.

Since it’s a fake product, they need to market to stupid people. People who would care what a vapid idiot poses with. It’s a perfect choice.

Because it’s fake and doesn’t work, so you have to solve that problem with marketing.

I support building a wall to keep those fuckers out.

You sound Korean.

I don’t have any rugs at all in my house. So my dog pukes on the couch.

I got drunk and watched squirrels in my backyard for an hour or so and thought people from places without squirrels would think they are as cool as I think monkeys are when I go somewhere that has monkeys. But, like everywhere has squirrels, right?

If anything, Budweiser should change its name to just the garbage states. Grab a cold Indiana and go shoot a squirrel off your neighbor’s roof. Get your friend’s older brother to buy you a case of Alabama Light for the prom afterparty. After your shift at the docks, slam a sixer of Kansas in your car before you careen…

There is absolutely nothing newsworthy about Chris Kyl -gun guy gets killed.

He has the ego of Donald Trump in the body of Gil Gunderson.

Other than voter suppression in Ohio?

“We’ll start with a broad list.”

Vegan is so mainstream that it’s boring. Even corn dog people at the state fair know vegans, gluten averse, vegetarian, pescetarian, dairy free, paleo, whatever people.

The American obsession with the automobile has created a huge amount of societal problems - low quality of urban schools, exurban sprawl, increased class divisions, neglecting of public transportation infrastructure, carbon emissions - the list goes on. Any cry about “Freedom” rings hollow and more than a little…

True. He seems content to be ideologically pure and completely ineffective.

Everyone is allowed agency over the things they put into their body. People who would care about someone being a vegan are already solid red anyhow.