The only moral abortion is the one where you go back in time and end this woman before she was ever born.

A four-year-old shares the kitchen.

Glitter. Glitter is the worst thing to drop anywhere.

His face doesn’t know how to smile, only sneer.

You’re venturing into the Garbage Cincinnati Chili Zone with that cinnamon talk.

Even their conservative dick bags accomplish things like universal healthcare, paid parental leave and welcoming immigrants.

Canada is better than us.

He would lose zero black votes if that were true.

He hasn’t lost weight. He always wears poorly tailored suits.

Consistent ideology < living in reality where not every person is a white man.

It’s hard to learn all the human things when your starting point is sentient pustule.

What the fuck do you need a gun demonstration for? Guns shoot. Even a Floridian should know that.

Fuck Jill Stein. The candidate for parents of kids at @losfelizdaycare.

You forget Putin.

If anything hidden behind the scenes upsets you, you are a stupid baby.

It’s all fucking dangerous and shitty. Fuck WikiLeaks.

I remember the Challenger (maybe this is why I think space is stupid/not worth the effort,) but more viscerally, the breakup of the Soviet Union, specifically the first blow, when Lithuania declared independence. Seeing it through the eyes of my first-generation Lithuanian-American grandma and great-aunts was really…

How about the Adult Disneys?

There is iridescent unicorn blood all over Rick Scott’s hands.

No one leaves or comes. It’s so lost in America’s asscrack that it hardly matters to whom it belongs.